London's Most Exclusive Matchmaking

Your past relationships didn't fail because you're broken.
You just lacked signal.

A private, application-only matchmaking service for successful men in London who are tired of repeating the same patterns. And ready to finally choose differently.

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Hear My Story 3 minutes that might change how you think about dating

Modern dating is rigged against you.

The Isolation

5x more men have NO close friends today than 1990

You can't talk about this. So you don't.

Survey Center on American Life
The Algorithm

Men see a 0.6% match rate on dating apps

Women see 10%. The apps aren't broken. They're working exactly as designed.

Swipe statistics analysis
The Gap

63% of young men are single vs 34% of women

The system has changed. Swiping harder won't fix it.

Pew Research Center

Attraction lies to you.

Chemistry is a liar. You're not attracted to what's good for you. You're attracted to what's familiar.

"You didn't fail because you're broken. You failed because you lacked signal."
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Meet Louisa

Fashion weeks. Private yachts. Monaco. I've spent 20 years as an international model, living and working alongside some of the most successful women in the world.

But I learned what I know at 1am. Over wine. When my friends told me the real story. Not the version they'd post.

Publicly, people blame "timing." Privately, they told me the truth: it was never going to work, and they knew it within months.

After hundreds of these conversations, I saw the same patterns. Over and over. Different people. Same ending.

I built The Louisa List to give you what I have: access to exceptional women, and the insight to choose the right one.

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Two Good People Can Still Be Wrong Together

Your past relationships probably ended on one of these three dimensions. Not because anyone was bad. Because you were misaligned in ways neither of you could see.

Chemistry

How you communicate

You speak different languages. Neither is wrong. But without a translator, you'll never truly understand each other. Small misunderstandings become permanent distance.

Character

How you love

You need space. She needs closeness. Both are valid. But together, you'll hurt each other trying to love each other.

Compass

Where you're going

You can love someone completely and still want different futures. That's not failure. That's just life pointing you in different directions.

I only introduce you to women who are already aligned on all three.

"Attraction chooses fast. Compatibility chooses wisely."

How This Works

01

You Apply

Ten minutes. Real questions. Not everyone is accepted.

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We Talk

A candid conversation. If I don't think I can help, I'll tell you.

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I Search

I learn what you've chosen before, why it didn't work, and what you actually need. Then I search my network.

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You Meet

One introduction at a time. Chemistry, Character, Compass. Already checked.

Most clients meet the right person within 3-6 months.

Is This You?

Most of my clients are in their late 30s to early 50s. Successful in their careers. They've had relationships that started well and ended the same way. They don't talk about this with friends. They've started to wonder if the problem is them.

But this only works if you're ready. Ready to be honest about your patterns. Ready to hear things you might not want to hear. I turn away more people than I accept.

Six Months From Now

You're having dinner with someone who actually gets you. Not performing. Not wondering when it'll fall apart. For the first time in years, you're not thinking about the exit.

Requirements
  • Based in London, or there regularly
  • Financially established
  • Available for a discovery call
  • Looking for a partner, not "options"

The Women

Not profiles in a database. People I know. From my network, my career, my world. Successful in their own right. Selective because they've earned the right to be.

High standards aren't arrogance. They're self-respect.

— The standard I hold for everyone I work with

"She pushed back on what I thought I wanted and helped me see patterns I'd been blind to for years. The woman she introduced me to wasn't my 'type.' She was better. We're getting married in June."

— J., 41, Finance, London

"It felt like being introduced by the sharpest, most well-connected friend you've ever had."

— M., 38, Entrepreneur

"She was honest when my own patterns were getting in the way. That honesty was worth more than any match."

— D., 45, Private Equity

Ready to try a different approach?

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Ready to Choose Differently?

If you've read this far, you already know something needs to change. Not more effort. Not more options. A different approach.

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What's Not Working
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Final Questions

Your information is kept strictly confidential. Not everyone is accepted.

Questions

What makes this different?

I match on pattern, not paper. How you operate in relationships, not just what you say you want. And I know the women personally.

What's the investment?

Starting at £10,000. Details covered on the discovery call. I want to speak with you first to make sure I can actually help.

How many introductions?

I don't optimise for volume. I optimise for fit. Some clients meet the right person on their first introduction.

What if I'm not accepted?

I'll tell you honestly. I'd rather say no than take your money and fail.

Is this confidential?

Completely. I don't share client names. Ever.

How long does it take?

It varies. Some are introduced within weeks. Others take months, because I wait for the right fit.

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